Dennis Kucinich: After a few drinks and some awkward policy talk I'd work up the nerve to ask the most important question - what's the deal with him and that obscenely hot wife of his? "Seriously, bro...how'd you hook that up? I don't care how funny you think you are. All the comedy in the world doesn't explain how a guy like you winds up with a hottie like that."No, it isn't all that serious a piece, just a fun diversion for your Friday reading.