Although it is proving extremely difficult... I sorta promise I will attempt to refrain from making any poor taste stereotypical cracks about airline pilots despite the following information.
For people that spend anytime at all in airports or flying about the country there is now a guide to help you endure all those delayed flights and boorish tourists.
Cheapflights has created the free Airport Beer Guide to help you locate a decent brew in some of the larger U.S. airports. And of course new meaning to Twelve O'clock High.....oh damn.....sorry.